just like lovers do

they kissed hard
in the rain
like lovers do
falling into each other
with hope and excitement
it was reckless
youthful
new
yes, again it was new

him: that was amazing
her: you're not going to tell the 300 lb man are you?
him: what? who?
her: the one i love. the one i dream of.
him: do i know him?
her: of course!
him: oh...
her: i don't know. perhaps this is cool, but i also really like to bang chicks with a strap on
him: oh?
her: just kiss me again

he did, but it was different
he could not stop imagining her without a strap on
and believe me he tried

he stopped.

her: was it something i said?
him (thinking) yep
him (saying) nope. i just can't do this to the three hundred pound man
her: and you're not really a beautiful woman wearing a dildo
him: (thinking) okay, now shit just got real
him (saying) sorry.

"and it's one more night in hollywood." sang mr duritz

she had managed to punch love in the dick with her strangely timed words
just like lovers do