My New Years Resolutions (in order)

1 No animal sacrifice on Weekdays
2 If a cult asks me to join, say yes
3 When nervous in church, speak in tongues
4 Eat only vegetarians
5 When meeting a lady for the first time, and she say's "Nice to meet you," shout "What?! we've already boned!"
6 When others talk about working out begin to eat in front of them


That's all

oh wait, I want to be able leap tall buildings in as many bounds as i want