Another day on the Road (Wisconsin)

Madison Wisconsin February 2010


Me: Hello
Her: I am not going to sleep with you
Me: Okay
Her: Wanna come next door with us and get ice cream cake?
Me: what kind?
Her: Oreo
Me: Okay
Her: I've been raped before. twice.
Me: I'm sorry
Her: Have you heard of Munchausen by Proxy?
Me: Yes. Wait.. Does this mean I am not going to get Ice Cream Cake?
Her: Of course you are, but that's all. I won't be sleeping with you.
Me: You said that.
Her: Buy me a drink Betch
Me: Ask nicely
Her: Or don't, whatevs
Me: Okay
Her: Wow...
(she orders two shots)
Me: Thank you
Her: These are for me. I drink once for each time I was raped.
Silence
Me: Umm... Okay, I'm gonna go.
Her: Shut up. Kiss me
Me: What?
Her: Where are you staying? I wanna have you sing to me
Me: Yeah.. I don't think that's a good idea
Her: My friends already left. I'm coming over
Me: I am not going to sleep with you
Her: We'll see about that
Me: Ice cream cake?
Her: Nope let's go

They arrive in his hotel. She begins to cry. He is about to ask her to leave, but then she orders sub sandwiches and offers to pay. He accepts. They eat subs

Her: I'm sleeping over
Me: Okay. I'm sleeping on the couch
Her: You are so respectful. I am going to f you in the morning
Me: okay

she sleeps. he sleeps. they wake
she remembers nothing
he remembers all of it

her: did anything happen?
me: nope
her: good. cuz i can't drink 3 shots without getting sick
me: okay

her: i keep my promises. let's have sex
me: ice cream cake?
her: whatever you are in to...

The end