I have to learn this for an Audition - make it hysterical?

Muscle Milk Audition Times
Message: PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CONFIRM AUDITION.... For the Comedian male role... here are your lyrics... Make it your own and make it hysterical.... MUST BE OFF PAGE...


I'm in MIAMI BIITCH
When I step on the scene
Yall know me, cause I walk with a limp
Like a old school pimp o real o g
I'm rocking vans
I'm in the sand
I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand
Hay, you're looking kind of cute in that poke dot bikini, giiiiiiiirl
Hay, this is what I want to do take of that poke dot bikini, giiiiiiirl
[Chorus:]
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin in Miami bitch
Everybody on smash, smash
Hands in the air, air
I'm feelin on her ass, as s
Like a nigga don't care. Like a nigga don't care
I've gotta a plan what's your sale
We playing naked twister back in my hotel
Hay, you're looking kind of cute in that poke dot bikini, giiiiiiiirl
Hay, this is what I want to do take of that poke dot bikini, giiiiiiiiiirl